i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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