Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
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