whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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