I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
You ate ashes out of my bong
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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