Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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