To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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