I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
What did we do last night that was yellow?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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