It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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