I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
i don't like sucking hair
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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