I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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