would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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