wake up i wanna do it froggy style
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize