why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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