my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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