There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Blood and glitter go together right?
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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