I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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