This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
false alarm. still invincible.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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