jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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