mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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