How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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