I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
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