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that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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