This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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