Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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