idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
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