kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
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