O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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