Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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