Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
Randomize
