yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
only you would photoshop your dick
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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