But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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