You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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