She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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