remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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