hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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