we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
You almost got us killed.
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