I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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