It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
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