theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Found your dick twin last night
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
did you just send me my own nude
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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