butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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