So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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