you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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