My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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