honey bunches of taint.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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