Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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