Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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