He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Randomize
