How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I just want nice things and good sex
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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