there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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