she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Randomize
