Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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